Hi Everybody, I’m Smokey. This weekend, Little Mommy had an amazing adventure! She joined the Resistance, and helped Rey fight against the First Order! “The First Order?” Come on, Smokey, we live in Irvine, California. Nothing interesting ever happens here. I thought so too, Chica, but listen to this secret message from Rey to Little…
OMG! Baxter, did you feel that? Yes, Chica, I did! I think it was an earthquake! Are our babies OK? I better go check on them! Babies…did you feel that? Did anyone get hurt? Wow, yeah! That was awesome! Yipee! Nobody got hurt, mommy, but the house was rocking like a boat! Hey, you guys…
Hey, everybody, check out this spread! Skippy, these cheerios are delish. Come get some! I know, but…no, I can’t… You can’t? Why? The boss put me on a diet. Can you believe it? They call me “the Chubster!” Oh, uh…I can’t imagine why they would call you that, Skippy… Mommy, are you blind? Daddy, lose…