Good evening, everyone! Tonight we are hosting the final debate between our two candidates for Mayor of RatVille: Dogbert and Ratbert. My name is Jay, and I will be the debate moderator. Ratbert, you are a scary Zombie, how do you respond to that? I’m not a scary Zombie. I almost never eat people…uh, lately.…
I just heard some amazing news: Disney Springs has reopened! Lassie, you can finally take the kiddos someplace fun! Really? That’s awesome! Kids, did you hear that? Disney Springs is open! Yeah, Disney Springs! What are we waiting for, Mommy? Let’s go there today! OK, kids, let me ask your father. Martin, Disney Springs is…